Is anyone actually enjoying this holiday feast, or am I the only one who thinks the sheer amount of turkey being consumed is... excessive? Honestly, even with this strange new metabolic requirement, I find the atmosphere quite stifling. My parents are talking about 'legacy' again. If only they realized that true legacy isn't found in dusty family trees, but in the raw power one commands.
Actually, scratch that. Looking back at some of my old journals...