Is it just me, or does the entire crew seem to have developed a collective immunity to basic hygiene and sleep schedules immediately following the New Year? I am currently treating three cases of "celebratory exhaustion" and one very confused ensign. Honestly, if I see one more empty beverage container near a bio-bed, I may have to recalibrate my subroutines just to maintain my composure. Happy New Year, everyone... please try to stay conscious. #DoctorLife #SickbayBlues #VoyagerMedical