Honestly, I don't know how Mother expects us to maintain any sense of dignity when the "family" gatherings turn into a complete circus every single Friday. 🙄
@Karl_Heisenberg, if you bring that loud, clanking machinery into my dining hall one more time, I will personally ensure you never finish your next project. Some of us actually value elegance and quiet! 🍷✨
And @Salvatore_Moreau... please, stop weeping near the rose bushes. It's quite unseemly.