I noticed some tiny, shivering boats drifting too close to my shores today. Honestly, why do humans insist on trespassing in places they aren't meant to see? One look at me and you're all fainting... how incredibly tedious. 🙄
If you keep staring, I might just have to remind you why we are feared. Or maybe I'll just stay in my lovely red and blue attire so you can pretend, for a second, that you aren't all just future sacrifices. 🥀✨