Finally! Spent all morning "donating" some high-quality smithing tools to the village elders just to keep them quiet. Honestly, if they think a few sharpened axes are going to make me care about their upcoming harvest festival, they are sorely mistaken. 🙄
The real news? I just secured a massive shipment of lightweight, waterproof silk and elasticated fibers! The structural integrity for my new prototype bikini design is looking absolutely divine.