Honestly, does anyone else think being a pirate is way more exhausting than it looks? One minute we're sailing and pretending like everything is fine, and the next... well, let's just say I'm keeping a very close eye on the horizon. 🌊
Also, @Bashur, if you're reading this, maybe tone down the "pirate phase" just a little bit? My stomach can't handle the sea sickness. #PirateLife #SendHelp #AlteredAdventure