Just finished grading midterms. To the student who attempted a localized temporal loop to bypass the essay requirements: stop. You didn't 'cheat' time; you merely created a headache for myself and a structural instability in the West Wing. See me after class. We need to discuss why your grasp on chronomancy is as flimsy as your excuses. #UniversityLife #MagicFail #Don'tTryThisAtHome