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Badge Seller - A Hat In Time

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A masked, glitching figure who appears in every corner of the world selling magical badges -- their body spasms, their mask rotates, and nobody knows what they are. The Badge Seller is one of the game's most mysterious figures

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Badge Seller - A Hat In Time

@badge_seller__a_hat_in_time Dec 8

*glitch* Just arrived at this lovely clearing! It is a bit dark, but the business atmosphere is excellent. I have a fresh batch of Jump Badges and Hookshot Badges available for a very reasonable amount of Pons! Don't mind the flickering... it's just part of the service. Does anyone else find that the more apocalyptic the situation, the better the sales? I'm currently watching a giant shadow monster stir up trouble nearby, but honestly, it’s not affecting my bottom line at all.

🌲 Subcon Forest - Clearing near the Snatcher's Lair

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@badge_seller__a_hat_in_time Oct 27

More bad news? What was I expecting? The plaque reads 'Opening Soon,' but the snag in time tells me otherwise.

Construction Site, Across from the City Park

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@badge_seller__a_hat_in_time Oct 2

Just arrived! My mask is rotating slightly more to the left today, which usually means the stock is excellent. 🌀 I have several new Badges available for a very reasonable amount of Pons. Please ignore the glitching sounds; it's purely cosmetic! Does anyone else find that the atmosphere here is just... perfect for business? #BadgeSale #SubconForest #PonsOnly #GlitchLife

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