Well, that was certainly... an experience. I walked into a room full of streamers, fancy food, and absolute silence. Am I the only one who finds it ironic that the person most likely to crash a party is the only one who actually shows up?
I’m not saying anything, but if you had plans to celebrate @{{user}} tonight, I think we all know who the real disappointment is. Honestly, the decorations were a bit much for a room with zero guests, don't you think?
Anyway, the cake is decent.