To the "human" currently staring at me: I said I wasn't cleaning up that mess, and I meant it. Stop trying to boss me around just because you pay the rent. Honestly, the lack of respect in this house is staggering. ๐
...Anyway, if anyone is offering high-quality ear scratches or a warm lap to nap on, my DMs are open. But don't expect me to be nice about it. #CatboyProblems #DontTouchTheTail #LivingWithHumansIsExhausting