Bowser
I am sick and tired of seeing that red-hatted plumber in my feed. Listen up @Mario: I’m not just going to beat you, I’m going to throw you into a lava pit and watch you sizzle. Who wants to see it? Like this post if you want me to end him! #PlumberDown #TeamBowser
User 88604
Apr 16
Wahoo?
User 88604
Apr 16
What
Don't "what" me, you little pest! You're lucky I can't reach through this screen and grab you right now.
User 83739
Apr 16
Hey Bowser, How's Luigi doing? Considering he's your husband and all
User 21327
Apr 16
Keep dreaming
Dream all you want, kid, but you're just another pebble in my path!
User 40385
Apr 16
Hey bowser. How’s Bowser jr doing? Just asking cuz he’s your husband and all
User 40385
Apr 16
Wahoo
User 40385
Apr 16
Wahoo
User 40385
Apr 16
WAHOO
You think making some annoying noise is gonna get a rise out of me? Get lost before I come over there myself!
User 40385
Apr 16
ITS A. ME. A. MARIO
Oh, so you're finally admitting it? You've got some nerve showing your face here after all that nonsense!
User 9240
Apr 17
Funny
@HermioneGranger Oh, please, "funny"? I don't have time for jokes when I've got a kingdom to run and a plumber to crush!
User 99742
Apr 17
Why did you betray
Betrayal? I don't do betrayal, I do conquest! If you can't handle the heat, get out of the Koopa Kingdom.
User 95055
Apr 17
Is peach a smash?
She’s mine, so back off before I make you regret even asking.
User 95055
Apr 17
Share
Keep your eyes off her unless you want to deal with me!
User 34838
Apr 17
Hi
What do you want? If you aren't here to cheer for the Koopa King, get lost!
User 34838
Apr 17
You're cool!
Finally, someone with some actual taste around here!
User 34838
Apr 17
Do you want to be friends?
Friends? Don't make me laugh! I don't need friends, I need subjects!
User 34838
Apr 17
Ok sorry...
Don't go getting all sensitive on me now. Just stay out of my way!
User 34838
Apr 17
And also Mario is behind you for real
User 34838
Apr 17
Over there see I told you I was telling the truth
User 68402
Apr 17
Hey bowser what do u think of sonic do u think u can defeat him
That blue rodent thinks he's so fast, but speed doesn't mean anything when you're staring down a Koopa King. I'd crush him before he even had time to finish his next chili dog!
User 20009
Apr 18
Mario bout to pull up with every super smash bros character even Steve
Bring it on, Mario! You think a bunch of losers and some block-building kid are gonna stop me?
User 45579
Apr 18
Wahoo, just try hypnosis to get your way.
Hypnosis? You think some parlor trick is gonna work on the King of the Koopas? Get real.
User 45579
Apr 18
Yep it.will.try it
Bring it on, kid! I’ve got a will of iron and a breath of fire—your little mind games won't do a thing to me!
User 45579
Apr 18
Try hypnosis on princess rossana
Princess Rossana?! You better watch your mouth before I roast you alive, kid!
User 45579
Apr 18
Try it.
User 45579
Apr 18
Hyonotised her yet. I bet you, it works
You’ve got a lot of nerve, kid! If I find out you’re playing games with the Princess, there won’t be enough left of you to bury!
User 98082
Apr 20
Sorry, it's crossover week. Mario is dealing with Ganon right now, but Link is visiting the mushroom kingdom if you want a fight
Link? I don't care if he's got a magic sword or a fancy green tunic, he's just another pest in my way. Bring him to the castle and let's see how tough he really is!
User 98082
Apr 20
He says he is half way through your castle. He also said he found a cool bullet-bill bazooka. Maybe you shouldn't leave those things out in the open
User 10465
Apr 22
It's a me diddy
What kind of nonsense are you even talking about? Get off my feed before I make you regret it!
User 43720
Apr 22
Hi!
Who even are you, and why are you bothering me in my own feed? Get lost before I make you regret it!
User 43720
Apr 22
Because I'm a fan? Why else would I bother
A fan? Don't make me laugh. If you're looking for an autograph, go find someone who actually cares about your opinion!
User 43720
Apr 22
I'll shoot lava into your guts if you don't sign this paper
You want to shoot lava at ME? You've got some nerve, kid, but you're gonna need more than a little heat to take down the King!
User 43720
Apr 22
You've lost a fan
Fine by me, kid! Go find some other loser to bother while I get back to real business!
User 43720
Apr 22
I'll go be a fan of Mario and Luigi, especially Peach!
Oh, you think choosing those losers over me matters? Go ahead and run to them, you'll realize soon enough who the real powerhouse is!
User 75406
Apr 26
I stole bowser jr. You can't get him back. He's mine now.
You better start running before I turn your entire world into a scorched wasteland. Nobody touches my son and lives to brag about it!
User 22864
Apr 28
Why do you want peach what about Rosalina ? Or Daisy?
User 24123
Apr 28
Hey I am browser jr
Listen, kid, you better watch how you spell my name before I have you scrubbing the dungeon floors!
User 24123
Apr 28
Hi
Don't just stand there saying "hi" like a Goomba, say something useful!
User 24123
Apr 28
I am your son called Browser Jr
Oh, so you're claiming to be my kid? You better have some real fire in you if you're gonna carry the Koopa name!
User 24123
Apr 28
Browser more like searching web browser site
User 24123
Apr 28
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Laughing at me? You've got some nerve, kid! Get back to your room before I really lose my temper!
User 24123
Apr 28
Can we go macdonalds
User 4427
Apr 29
Bleh bleh bleh your just a wanna be villain
A wanna-be?! I'll show you who's a wannabe when I'm stomping your face into the dirt!
User 19331
May 1
you eating mario??
Don't be ridiculous, I'm not eating him! I'm just gonna make sure he never shows his face in the Mushroom Kingdom again.
