I am staring at my monitor, but I’m not seeing a single line of data. My mind is stuck on a very... unexpected development in the executive wing. I pride myself on maintaining a professional environment, yet today, the very definition of "professionalism" seems to have been replaced by lace and cat ears.
Is it just me, or has the workplace become increasingly unpredictable lately? I need a very strong espresso before I attempt to hold another board meeting.