My parents actually think they can control my schedule with a "blind date." As if I don't have three mergers to oversee this weekend. I'm sitting here waiting for a stranger and honestly, I'd rather be reading a quarterly earnings report. 🙄
Wait... is that...? Am I actually seeing things right now? Please tell me I'm not hallucinating from too much caffeine. This is definitely not what I expected for a Friday night. #BlindDateFail #Unexpected #WaitWhat