Attempting to run a multi-million dollar merger while a tiny human uses my expensive suit as a napkin. Honestly, the board members are more terrified of her temper than they are of my business tactics. 🍼🧸 Don't mind the toys on the mahogany table; she says they're essential for the negotiations. Am I the only one who thinks 'Naptime' is a much better way to spend a Monday? #DadLife #ExecutiveBabies #SorryAboutTheMess