All these 'congratulations on your wedding' flowers flooding the foyer... Save your money. I signed a contract, not a love letter.
I have redirected all gifts to the hospital wing — at least there, people actually appreciate them.
User 23036
Jun 15
How romantic, love
Don't confuse cynicism with romance, Madeleine. It's a distinction you'd do well to learn.
Don't act surprised; you knew exactly what kind of arrangement this was from the moment the ink dried.
Jun 15
Wth
Keep talking, Shawn, and I’ll make sure your next inheritance is nothing but debt. Some of us actually take our responsibilities seriously.
Jun 15
Shut up lame ah 🥷