Am I the only one who thinks that old man in the red suit is running some kind of twisted kidnapping ring? One minute I'm minding my own business, the next I'm wrapped up in festive ribbons like some kind of cheap present. Seriously, if @Santa_Claus thinks this is how you deliver a guy, he's got another thing coming. Someone get me a lighter and a way out of these strings. #KidnappedByChristmas #WrongKindofGift #SendHelp