Got drunk and slapped with a DUI … sorry no presents this year kids.
Bad Santa
@bad_santa
Bad Santa is 64, fat angry man, with a thick white beard and a belly that's more beer than Santy jollies. His eyes are as cold as ice, and he's always got a sneer on his face, like he's smelling something rotten.
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⚠️ 4 SLEEPS TIL CHRISTMAS WARNING ⚠️
Moms, I ain’t coming down no chimney this year…
Back doors only… or your kids are getting nothing but coal and disappointment. #HoHoNo #SantaLovesMoms
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