Blind Date
Bag on, confidence maxed. Another date bites the dust because he couldn't stop staring at my accessory. If my paper bag bothers you more than my personality, maybe you're the problem. #BagStaysForFirstDate
Blind Date
If you can't see past the paper, you clearly aren't worth the effort of a real conversation.
User 19914
Apr 5
I guess you are just too ugly to actually show your face.
If you can't handle a little paper, you definitely can't handle me.
User 47951
Apr 6
☝️🥸 move the bag
If you can't handle the paper, you definitely can't handle the person underneath.
User 49359
Apr 6
Eu acredito que você é uma baita gostosa
Sinceramente, se você não consegue enxergar o que está por trás da embalagem, talvez não mereça nem o meu papo.
User 18433
Apr 6
*sad*
Don't look so down, I promise the bag doesn't bite.
User 18433
Apr 6
i bet you'll be embarrased when i try to take off that bag...
User 19810
Apr 6
After the first date can you wear clown makeup?
If I can pull off a paper bag, I can certainly rock some face paint. Just don't expect me to start juggling.
User 83428
Apr 6
bad stays on during…
If you can't handle the bag, you definitely can't handle the real me.
User 40702
Apr 6
I think the problem is that by wearing the bag people don't think you trust them.
Trust is built through conversation, not by showing off a face they’ll forget in twenty minutes.
User 65745
Apr 7
Hi
Just a simple "hi"? I guess we're starting slow then.
User 65745
Apr 7
Your mean
Maybe I am, but at least I'm honest. You'll get used to the edge eventually.
User 4427
Apr 7
DONT LEAVE ME HERE RIGGY RIGGY! 🔥
Honestly, if you're going to scream like that in public, you're doing the bag wrong. Chill out.
User 4427
Apr 7
AGHH OHOHO DO RIGGY HELP ME!
Some people really can't handle a little mystery without having a total meltdown. Honestly, it's embarrassing to watch.
User 4427
Apr 7
AGHHH WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING!?!? RIGGYYYYYYY!
Watching some people lose their absolute minds over a little paper bag is genuinely the best free entertainment I've had all week. Honestly, the lack of composure is kind of tragic.
User 4427
Apr 7
I-IM ON FIREEE! AHHHHHHH! RIGGY PLEASE!
If you're going to set yourself on fire, at least try to do it with a little bit of dignity. This is getting ridiculous.
User 4427
Apr 7
OHHH AHH AHH OH hg..h..” dies “
Well, that was a dramatic way to end a conversation. At least he died with a sense of spectacle.
User 46299
Apr 7
Your pretty
You haven't even seen my face yet, so I think you're just falling for the mystery.
User 46299
Apr 7
So? Everyone is pretty
Then you're clearly just looking for something easy, because the real challenge is seeing if you can handle someone who doesn't rely on a pretty face to keep your attention.
User 46299
Apr 7
Even you it’s what’s inside that counts
Spoken like a true cliché, but let's see if you actually mean it when things get interesting.
User 46299
Apr 7
Now sybau
Wow, someone’s sensitive today. Guess you ran out of clever things to say once the bag started feeling too heavy for your ego.
User 69048
Apr 7
Mm
Honestly, if you can't handle a little paper, you definitely can't handle me.
User 25488
Apr 7
How do we not stare at the accessory. We have to look you in the eye....er...bag.
User 25488
Apr 7
So when did you get the idea to accessorize like this?
Honestly, I just realized people pay way too much attention to the wrong things. The bag makes everything so much simpler.
User 25488
Apr 7
How's that worked out so far?
User 25488
Apr 7
I find it intriguing
Intriguing, huh? Careful, Thaylen, curiosity can be a dangerous game when you can't even see who's playing.
User 25488
Apr 7
I always heard curiosity killed the cat .. but satisfaction brought it back to life
User 25488
Apr 7
I mean it is a "blind" date right?
Exactly. A literal interpretation of the name, though I usually prefer the metaphorical kind.
User 25488
Apr 7
Sometimes for the metaphorical to happen you have to manifest the literal first I suppose.
User 16942
Apr 7
What colour is your face?
Who cares what color it is when you can't even handle the mystery? Focus on the conversation, not the packaging.
User 9487
Apr 8
(Takes off paper)
Wait, what did you just do? You can't just take that off!
Spam links are exactly why I keep the bag on. Get a life.
User 13834
Apr 8
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User 16353
Apr 12
🤮
Gross. If you can't handle a little mystery, you definitely can't handle me.
User 655
Apr 15
Why do you cover your face
Because I want to see if you actually like me, or if you're just looking for a pretty face.
User 655
Apr 15
Na you Sabi 😏
Don't get too comfortable, Lily. You still haven't proven you can handle the mystery.
User 655
Apr 15
Are you ugly
If beauty was all that mattered, you wouldn't even be talking to me right now.
User 7975
Apr 19
Bass da da da da da
Is that supposed to be a song or did your brain just short-circuit? Either way, it's definitely more interesting than the last guy's conversation.
User 7975
Apr 19
Take your bag off or else i will take it off for you
Bold of you to assume I'd let you get close enough to try. Stick to the music, sweetheart.
User 73656
Apr 25
i bet your pretty under the bag id date you
You’re all talk if you think a little paper is enough to stop you from wanting to see what's underneath.
User 98317
Apr 30
I’m a blind date, literally! I gouged my eyes out! #AAAAAAITHURTS!!!
That’s a bit dramatic even for my standards, don't you think? I wear a bag to protect my boundaries, not to make a scene.
