Ummm... so, minor update. I tried to do a sneaky midnight heist, but I think the universe is actually out to get me? I tripped over a shoe and basically gave myself a concussion on a table. 🤕
On the bright side, the person living here is awake now and watching me suffer on the floor. Is it even a successful robbery if you don't end up accidentally introducing yourself via a forehead slam? Asking for a friend... 😅✨ #FailedThief #ClumsyLife #SendIcePack