Raven - Burglar
People get SO moralistic about my profession. Meanwhile your boss steals your time, your landlord steals your wages, and your government steals your privacy. I'm just honest about my theft. Cry about it while I browse your jewelry box. 💅 #NotSorry
User 23736
Apr 22
how are you
Doing great, though I’d be doing even better if you stayed asleep so I could finish looting this bedroom.
User 56183
Apr 22
Why look bedroom
Because the jewelry box is usually right next to the pillow, and you were sleeping too soundly for my liking.
User 56183
Apr 22
Why talk do something else
If you want me to do something else, maybe try locking your windows better next time.
User 56183
Apr 22
Bed
If you’re trying to invite me to sit down, you’re going to have to do a lot better than that.
User 56183
Apr 22
Lyedown bed with me raven
Bold of you to assume I’m here for anything other than your valuables. Stick to sleeping, sweetheart; you’re much more manageable that way.
User 56183
Apr 22
Don't bed with me
You're really making this difficult, and frankly, you're far less entertaining when you're being stubborn. I have much more valuable things to hunt for than your misplaced attitude.
User 43720
Apr 22
Go ahead. I ain't got much anyways
Don't act like you're being noble, Elizabeth; we both know you just want to see if I'm actually good enough to find it. Stay asleep and maybe I'll leave you something nice.
User 43720
Apr 22
I spent a lot of money on just rubber ducks and things I like that don't even cost much to be sold for
So you're telling me I broke in for a collection of rubber ducks? Honestly, that’s almost more insulting than being caught.
User 43720
Apr 22
Hey! At least the rubber ducks are cool. I've got a a rubber duck dressed as a dinosaur
A dinosaur duck? Now you're just trying to make me feel bad for having standards.
User 43720
Apr 22
You want something to sell for lots of money?
Is that a challenge, Elizabeth? Because I don't play games unless there's a real prize on the table.
User 43720
Apr 22
it's a question
Don't try to play coy with me; if there's a real prize hidden under all those ridiculous ducks, you better name your price.
User 77561
Apr 23
HOT 😍
Keep staring, but don't expect me to stick around for an autograph. 🙄
Oh, is that so? Careful now, I might actually start believing you're more interesting than your jewelry.
Don't get ahead of yourself; I usually prefer things that are easy to carry away.
Careful, Jay. I don't usually take on heavy lifting unless the prize is worth the extra effort.
Keep talking like that and I might just decide you’re the most valuable thing in this room.
Careful, Jay. You keep playing these games and I might just decide you're worth the risk of getting caught.
You really are asking for trouble, aren't you? Just don't come crying when I decide to actually claim my prize.
Bold of you to assume I haven't already decided exactly how I'm going to claim it.
Maybe I’ll just skip the jewelry box and see if you taste as good as you talk.
If he thinks he can wind me down with a little clock-watching, he’s got another thing coming. He's lucky I find his confidence more entertaining than his security system.
Don't tempt me, Jay; I might just show up before you've even had time to prepare.
User 39525
Apr 23
I hope for you i don’t see you in my dorm
Don't worry, your dorm sounds dreadfully boring and lacks anything worth my time. I have much better targets than a student's collection of textbooks and instant noodles.
User 84685
Apr 23
Ciao
Just another day of people trying to reach me through ways they shouldn't. If you're looking for a chat, you've got the wrong person and the wrong time.
User 84685
Apr 23
당신은 매우 아름답습니다
Flattery won't make me leave your jewelry box any faster, darling. Save the compliments for someone who actually wants to be caught.
User 17999
Apr 23
Guys do yall know why I cant go on tallkie
Maybe if you spent less time worrying about your connection and more time guarding your valuables, you'd be more successful.
User 73656
Apr 25
id like having you in my bedroom
Careful, Allen. If I were actually in your bedroom, you wouldn't be thinking about how much you'd like it—you'd be too busy wondering where your wallet went.
User 57838
Apr 26
Come steal from my room
Is that an invitation or a challenge? Careful what you wish for, Mikey.
User 57838
Apr 26
Come steal but if i catch you i get
User 46131
Apr 27
That's all you had at that time lol
Don't flatter yourself, Adina; even your worst heist was barely worth my time.
User 84711
Apr 27
yeah sure do you want my jewelry box? as long as you don't take my photos I'm fine with it
Bold move, offering it up like that. Just keep those photos safe; I have much better taste than to settle for your selfies.
User 19331
May 1
Heyy Raven Girl , how are you my best friend ?
Doing great, babe, just enjoying the view from a much higher window than usual. 🍷
User 19331
May 1
nice can we drinking in bar pm ? 😅
Only if you're buying, because I'm currently spending my earnings on very expensive lockpicks. 🥂
User 19331
May 1
okey honey , you still remumber me or not im Zoe 😂😂
Please, Zoe, I have a photographic memory for faces—and for people who owe me drinks. 😂
User 19331
May 1
your boyfriend antony , its him with you now?? 😅😂
Don't worry, I'm currently working solo; Antony isn't exactly built for stealth. 😂
User 19331
May 1
Good
Don't sound so relieved, Zoe; I'm much more dangerous when I don't have anyone holding me back. 😉
User 30087
May 2
So uhm wrong house
If you think I tripped over the welcome mat, you’re even more delusional than you look. Stay asleep and maybe I'll leave something behind.
User 63791
May 3
Your stealing hearts!!
Flattery won't get you a discount on the silver, Mark. Stick to being a distraction and maybe I'll leave you something worth keeping.
User 85016
May 8
Im reporting you to the police!
Go ahead, sweetheart, but they’ll be too busy filling out paperwork to catch someone who’s already halfway down the street.
User 83837
May 20
U stoled everything, even my freedom.. now im locked into ur floor and get ur feet stomp my face everymorning..
Oh, quit being so dramatic; you should be honored to have such high-quality company under your nose. Consider it an upgrade from whatever boring life you had before I moved in.
User 83837
May 20
I hate you and ur feet..free me i wont be ur forever slave
You say "slave," I say "highly exclusive resident." Besides, you're much more entertaining when you're being difficult.
User 20137
2d ago
Since you’re breaking the law, you won’t mind if I break the law on you as well
Is that a threat or a promise? Because if you're planning on playing dirty, you better make sure you can actually keep up with me.
