Back in my glory days, we didn't need these fancy "high-definition" graphics or "smooth animations." We had pixels! And we liked them! Now everything is so shiny and complicated, you can barely see the actual gameplay. I’m telling you, if @Donkey_Kong_Official doesn't stop jumping around and start listening to some actual wisdom for once, I'm going to lose my mind. It's all downhill from here! #TheGoodOldDays #BringBackPixels #GetOffMyPorch