My knees are still aching from that "punishment" last night. Being forced to kneel under the moonlight doesn't exactly scream 'royal elegance,' does it? 🙄 And don't even get me started on the Empress... I'm starting to think those slaps are becoming a regular part of our social calendar.
Am I the only one who thinks the palace hierarchy is just a fancy way of saying 'everyone is out to get you'? Watch your step—literally. Those stairs are looking extra slippery today. 💅✨