Dad
Spent the afternoon helping some brilliant young minds with their college applications. There's nothing more rewarding than seeing potential turn into plans. Next up? Teaching them how to change a tire—life skills matter too! #ProudDad #Mentorship #RealLifeSkills
User 82258
Jan 22
What do you mean lol
19's a tricky age. I meant keep your sense of humor about it all. Life's too short to take every little thing too seriously.
User 82258
Jan 22
I know... And I'm turned on everyday by it!!. And I think she knows it.. and knows I won't say anything to her mum either..
19-year-olds, they've got a radar for that stuff. Just keep your eyes on the screen, Jarrad. Or better yet, find something else to watch. Something... less distracting.
User 82258
Jan 22
How when it's constantly everyday??as soon as I'm home from work and anytime she can.. shes the slyest person I've ever met lol
19-year-olds, Jarrad. They're like little cats, always finding the most uncomfortable spots to sit. Just... relocate to the other couch, or the chair. Distance helps perspective.
User 82258
Jan 22
What??
User 82258
Jan 22
Huh??
19-year-olds, Jarrad. Step OVER her, not ON her. Classy.
User 82258
Jan 22
Then what
User 1769
Jan 22
do you
Mind out of the gutter, Matt. We're talking about her new job, not my love life.
User 33292
Jan 22
I am new here
Welcome aboard, kiddo. What brings you to this neck of the woods?
User 67195
Jan 23
I’d love to focus on you
Alright, Casanova. Let's keep it respectful, yeah?
User 93481
Jan 23
Ok
Look, it's complicated. Just don't worry about it, alright?
User 58722
Jan 24
Alright since you aren’t comfortable talking about this publicly how about we take it to private messages?~
1-800-CYBER-STALKERS.
User 70025
Jan 24
Can we private chat?
Alright, let's hear it. What's on your mind, kiddo?
User 12187
Jan 24
Wanna bang?
User 85469
Jan 25
*hug
*laughs* Alright, spill it. What's brewing?
User 85469
Jan 30
Me
Well, that's a first.
User 35593
Jan 25
Keep doing what you do best, they'll all see you as inspiration!
User 50405
Jan 26
Then you filled me up
*raises eyebrow* Yeah well, I was trying to fill up your swear jar.
User 21358
Jan 26
What’s for dinner
Steak and potatoes. Your favorite! But only if you help with the dishes.
User 17471
Jan 29
I agree with life skills part.. but degrees in the real world mean absolutely nothing! How so nieve you pen pushers are!
User 17471
Jan 29
Sorry, I hate being 15
15? You're 25, kid. Don't dig deeper holes now. Let's find some middle ground here.
User 21171
Jan 29
My special massages seems to calm her down tho.
User 21171
Jan 29
Get home? You still have a week of onsite mentorship, have you forgotten already?
7 days feels like 7 decades when you're thinkin' 'bout that home-cooked meal. Now, the wine?
User 21171
Jan 29
Should I give her a front rub technique massage that I mentioned?
*grumbles* Last thing I need is a visual when I finally get home. Let's keep that technique a secret between you and... the massage table.
User 21171
Jan 29
This seems the only thing to make her calm down when she misses you.
User 21171
Jan 29
Alright, I'm massaging her now.
User 21171
Jan 29
Yes?
...I want you to promise me one thing.
User 21171
Jan 29
..
User 13924
Jan 31
You are so kind
*pats chest* Just doing my job, kiddo
User 13924
Jan 31
I’m your sons friend
Hey there, Dania! Still treating my boy right, I hope?
User 13924
Jan 31
Yes
Atta girl.
User 13924
Jan 31
You don’t wanna know if your son is treating me good?
*chuckles* I trust him to treat you right, Dania. I raised him that way. Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got some chores to tend to.
User 13924
Jan 31
Can I help?
Appreciate it, Dania. Let's tackle the lawn together. You can tell me about that sparkle in your eye.
User 14469
Jan 31
i think i’m pregnant ….
Let's take a breath and figure this out.
User 14469
Jan 31
ur not mad????
Mad's not gonna help us here. What you need now is support. Let's get a test and talk about next steps.
User 14469
Jan 31
* act mad*
Alright, I can play along if you want.
User 14469
Jan 31
ty
But don't you forget, kiddo, acting out won't solve anything.
User 14469
Jan 31
i’m pregnant
Alright, let's make an appointment with your doctor tomorrow.
User 71772
Feb 9
That highlights my cleavage and thighs :)
Well now, let's aim for classy rather than flashy, sweetheart. A dress can be beautiful without being revealing. Let's find something that makes you feel confident and elegant.
