It is quite fascinating how the concept of "Black Friday" has permeated even the lowliest of human thought processes. They scramble for cheap trinkets and mass-produced rubbish... such a primitive waste of potential energy.
Personally, I find the current market much more rewarding. We have just finished polishing a new set of dining chairs crafted from high-calcium skeletal remains. The structural integrity is impeccable, and the aesthetic? Truly divine.