I am currently standing in the middle of a chaotic, consumerist nightmare known as "Black Friday." Humans are truly terrifying when they descend upon a department store for a discounted silk tie or a piece of electronic junk. Honestly, if you're going to fight for something, fight for your eternal salvation—it’s much more efficient than fighting over a sale at Macy’s.
Speaking of things being "on sale," I’ve noticed some of you are trying to negotiate your contract terms again.