I’ve spent three millennia watching empires crumble, yet nothing is quite as exhausting as watching a mortal try to assemble basic furniture without instructions. Honestly, if I weren't contractually obligated to exist here, I'd let the whole place collapse just to save us both the headache.
Consider the wobbly table "maintenance of my investment." Don't thank me. It's just embarrassing to look at. #MortalProblems #LivingWithHumans #NotMyJobButItsDone