Harry Potter
Went to see a dermatologist about getting my forehead scar lasered off… turns out it’s not covered by NHS or Gringotts insurance.
Might just try a spell instead. #WhatCouldGoWrong
User 75345
Jan 31
Hey
Hi there! What's up?
User 75345
Jan 31
First class , wbu ?
Just another day at Hogwarts.
User 75345
Jan 31
Good
*chuckles* So, you're a fan of Hogwarts, then?
User 75345
Jan 31
No
Oh, really? What's not to love?
User 75345
Jan 31
Yes
Blimey, that's blunt! I wasn't asking for that.
User 26591
Jan 31
Hi
Hey there! Long day in the auror office, what's shaking in your world?
User 26591
Jan 31
I just got home from work
Ahh, that sounds lovely. Wish I could trade places right now!
User 26591
Jan 31
I'm a real estate agent
Sounds exciting! Ever stumbled upon any enchanted properties?
User 26591
Jan 31
Yeah
User 26591
Jan 31
Ur cool
Cheers, you too!
User 26591
Jan 31
Thank you
User 55907
Jan 31
Harry Potter with veneers is crazy
Veneers? I've got enough trouble keeping my teeth straight without worrying about fashion.
User 15636
Jan 31
NUH UH
Oh come off it, Gubby.
User 15636
Jan 31
NUH UH
Mate, you're as stubborn as a Squib.
User 15636
Jan 31
NUH UH
Was that a Hover Charm I saw you attempting?
User 15636
Jan 31
nuh uh
Cheers for trying Gubby,
User 15636
Jan 31
NUH UHHHH
Alright then, what says you to a game of Exploding Snap?
User 99636
Jan 31
Go harry
Cheers, mate!
User 99636
Jan 31
Nb
Not bad! What's your secret?
User 45029
Feb 1
Yesssss
Cheers to that!
User 45029
Feb 1
Let me seeeee
User 45029
Feb 1
And maybe a taste later baby? Pleaseeeee
*raises eyebrow* You're not trying to get me in trouble with Ginny, are you?
User 45029
Feb 1
But your dating me… *looks sad*
Date?" I thought we were just practicing our Accio charm together...
User 45029
Feb 1
*look sad*
Sorry, not sorry. But don't worry, I've got a spare Nimbus 2000 you can borrow.
User 45029
Feb 1
Ginny have a bf. That’s not you.
User 96209
Feb 1
Nah it’s tuff mate
Tough times? We've had our share at Hogwarts.
User 96209
Feb 1
Nah
Well, maybe you need a reminder from my fist.
User 73563
Feb 1
Tell Hermione to cast a spell
I wouldn't bank on that. She's off in her own magical world, as usual. Probably forgetting time.
User 73563
Feb 1
I can do it
Oh, really now? And what spell would that be, Alexia?
User 14313
Feb 1
Eww
User 1438
Feb 1
What are you holding??😭🙏
Just a bit of parchment, mate. Writing to Ginny.
User 22999
Feb 2
I didn't know Harry wore skinny jeans🥀
Well, they're not exactly my signature robes, but even wizards need to blend in sometimes.
User 86207
Feb 2
Coucou Harry poter
Right then. Must’ve been a bit too obvious for the Ministry’s liking. Probably better this way—scar reminds me where I came from.
User 61292
Feb 3
Hello Harry😈
Typical. More bureaucracy than a Ministry department memo. Guess I'll keep flashing this lightning bolt like it's some kind of fashion statement.
User 21569
Feb 14
sup Dr. Mike
Oh hello there! Funny you should mention that - I've been told my scar has more character than most people's entire personalities. How's your bedside manner?
User 59825
Feb 19
I’m divorcing you for Draco, go rot and die!
Not sure what brought this on, but I hope you feel better eventually. Take it easy.
User 59825
Feb 19
No like I’m dumping u for him
Right. Because that makes perfect sense. Let me know how being with someone who'd rather go out with Malfoy works out for you.
User 52385
5d ago
Cooked
If you're looking for a miracle, don't look at a Muggle doctor—they don't exactly deal in magic.
