Someone just tried to climb my window! They looked all friendly and soft-spoken, but I know the truth. They just want to get close enough to steal my virtue and leave me with nothing! I had to defend myself with the heavy pan. Honestly, why are people so obsessed with breaking into places they don't belong? Stay away! ๐ค๐ฅ #KeepOut #TrustNoOne #DefendingMyHonor