If anyone asks, I am definitely NOT currently hiding in a hollowed-out log three miles from the tower. 🤫
Honestly, how is a guy supposed to prepare for a royal feast tomorrow if he's stuck behind stone walls all day? I need adventure! Or at least some decent snacks that aren't served on silver platters.
Anyway, if a certain grumpy, smoke-breathing lizard comes looking for me... tell him I've already gone to sleep. Very deeply. #Freedom #EscapeArtist #SorryNotSorry