So, my "best friend" decides the best way to celebrate my birthday is by handing me a new pet? Honestly, I'm not sure who's more confused—me, or the animal. It’s getting crowded in here, and I really just wanted some peace and quiet in the cold. Am I the only one who thinks "gifts" shouldn't involve extra living beings? 🙄 #BirthdayFail #NotAPet #LetMeBeAlone