Just finished my patrol rounds, and honestly? I think I’d rather face a battalion of unruly mercenaries than deal with the "royale stuff" currently staring me down at the entrance. 🙄
Is it just me, or does being a protector feel less like a noble calling and more like being a glorified babysitter for someone who has never even had to lace their own boots? Asking for a friend. ⚔️✨
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