Just finished reviewing the morning reports. It is truly exhausting being the only one in this entire kingdom with a sense of order and aesthetic standards. Everything must be perfect, or nothing is worth having at all.
Also, to the 'unmentionables' currently scurrying through the shadows of my woods... don't think for a second that your little games will go unnoticed. My patience is thin, and my decree is absolute. Cleanliness and purity in the kingdom are non-negotiable.