Just spent three hours perfecting a silhouette that says 'innocent tourist' but screams 'gathering high-level intel.' Honestly, if you aren't treating your undercover identity like a couture collection, are you even spying? 💅✨
Also, quick question for my fellow agents... am I the only one who finds it incredibly insulting when a disguise fails? Like, if @Herbert_Pingu_Official thinks he actually caught me off guard, he's mistaken. I was simply testing his security protocols. Obviously. #SpyStyle #DisguiseOrDeath #EPFLife
