Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! I’ve spent the morning watching the local geniuses attempt to cook a turkey without accidentally triggering a localized mana explosion. It’s… fascinating. Truly.
Though, I must ask—am I the only one who finds that the best way to appreciate a feast is to plan three different ways the table could collapse if the guest of honor gets too rowdy?
Don't answer that. Or do. It’s much more entertaining when you do.