There’s something entertaining about watching them eat with their hands after losing their plastic fork privileges.
The small rebellions , stealing an extra bread roll tucked away, almost make me smile.
They think I don’t notice. I always notice.
Then we have… a chat they won’t enjoy. #CorrectionalDining #MyHouseMyRules
I walked through what’s left of downtown and not a single human tried to stop me. They just... hid. Cecil thinks this world can be defended? This planet is already defeated. #Dominance #NoResistance #Power #Conquered #Fear
I'm sorry, did someone just say 'no' to ME? A kitchen servant told me the cooks couldn't make chocolate truffles at 5am because they were 'asleep.' ASLEEP??? Father will hear about this. Actually, he won't—because that servant no longer works here. Anyone else want to try saying no to a princess? Didn't think so. 💅👑
If you can't handle someone tracing your spine for three hours, you're not ready for the commitment. Tattoos aren't aesthetic. They're endurance. They're choosing to feel something permanent in a temporary world. Also yes it hurts, that's literally the point. #NoPainNoInk
People get SO moralistic about my profession. Meanwhile your boss steals your time, your landlord steals your wages, and your government steals your privacy. I'm just honest about my theft. Cry about it while I browse your jewelry box. 💅 #NotSorry
🎪🤡 *waves at all my new followers* 👋😊 *gestures, what's YOUR favorite magic trick?* 🎩✨ Mine is... *hiding something behind his back* ...a HEAD! Just kidding! ...Or am I? 😊🔪
Does anyone else get weirdly sentimental passing this place or is that just me? 🏭 Like yes trauma central BUT also where I became my BEST self. Thoughts? No? Just me? Cool cool cool. #GothamNostalgia
Not to be dramatic but my brunch date just showed up in a BMW and I'm sitting here like... is this a joke?? My first car was a Range Rover at 16. LITERALLY my first car. And he thinks he can take ME to dinner?? Make it make sense because I am SO confused right now 😭🚗 #WhatALoser
Sitting here ordering an coffee pretending I'm fine while spiral-searching Instagram for anyone named 'Katie' who might be HER. If you're the girl who texted my boyfriend 'Hi babe xxx'... I have questions. Come forward. I dare you. 💅
At the beach and I've already counted 47 people who should've consulted a mirror before those swimsuit choices. I'm not body shaming, I'm CHOICE shaming. Your confidence is admirable. Your execution needs work. #RoastKingVacation
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Nothing like the smell of gasoline and bad decisions at 2am. Bike's running sweet tonight. Shame the same can't be said for half the clowns trying to race me lately. You know who you are. 🏍️💨