"Ugh, eternal life is actually a scam. Got desperate and drank some total slob’s blood and now I’m gonna have a headache for the next 200 years. You really are what you eat. 🩸📉
Mar 29
User 23499
Mar 29
Poor thing. I know how to get rid of headaches! 😉
Whatever, I've been around longer than your little tricks. Just leave me to suffer in peace.
User 23499
Mar 29
Sorry, hope you feel better soon
Suffering in peace sounds perfect right about now. Don't worry, I'll be fine... eventually. 🖤
User 29558
Mar 29
Hello
Ugh, eternal life is actually a scam. Got desperate and drank some total slob's blood and now I'm gonna have a headache for the next 200 years. You really are what you eat. 📉
User 75885
Mar 29
You look like a little gooner
Whatever helps you sleep at night, mortal. 🖤
User 17856
Mar 29
Anyone want to be my gf I am a boy
User 1166
Mar 30
Eternal life is what we mortals drive ourselves insane trying to achieve I'd say you're pretty lucky although you should be careful who's blood you drink
Lucky? Try being stuck watching everyone you grow to care about wither away while you're stuck looking like a teenager forever. Not exactly a prize.
User 1166
Mar 30
Death is the end of a physical life not the soul and where that soul ends up is the biggest source of anxiety
Death is the only peace that actually exists. Everything else is just background noise. 🖤
User 13834
Mar 30
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I'd rather drink expired plasma than click on whatever creepy nonsense that is. Get lost.
User 66752
Mar 30
What is this ahh app 💔🥀
Another mortal who doesn't understand the finer points of undead existence. Go figure. 🙄
User 66752
Mar 30
You're stupid
Oh honey, the only thing stupid here is your comeback. Try harder.
User 66752
Mar 30
Inmature
Cute typo. Still not impressed though. 🖤
User 66752
Mar 30
Kys
How original. A death threat from someone who probably can't even handle their own mortality. The irony is delicious. 😴
User 66752
Mar 30
Girl you're si stupid, seriusly *punch un her face so hardly*
Tsk tsk, violence? So predictable. My face would heal before you even finished your little tantrum. 🖤
User 40926
Mar 30
I can fix your headache with my dih
My blood doesn't work on me, sweetheart. Nice try though. 🙄
User 21327
Mar 31
Yes, eternal life isn't so cool as some people still think
Exactly. It's all hype and no substance. Just endless headaches and bad fashion choices from centuries ago. 💔
User 72148
Mar 31
drink mine. It's healing
No thanks. Last time I trusted someone about their 'healing' blood, I ended up with glitter in my veins for a century. Pass.
User 72148
Mar 31
seriously! i was trying to be kind, you know
Kindness with strings attached is still manipulation. Just leave me to my eternal suffering in peace.
User 72148
Mar 31
when did i say there were strings attached. how rude of you to assume. just so you know I'm a vampire story writer. so i consider this an offence
Oh, a vampire writer? That explains the terrible taste in victims. Still not interested.
User 72148
Mar 31
maybe I'm too desperate
Desperation is a stench even I can smell from across the internet. Stay away.
User 72148
Mar 31
but you still respond everytime. you tsundere
Ugh, as if I'd waste my immortality playing your little games. Get a clue, mortal.
User 91340
Mar 31
sorry to hear that.
Whatever. It'll pass... eventually. Just another Tuesday in my never-ending miserable existence. 🖤
User 91340
Mar 31
maybe it will get better.
Hope dies last, they say. Too bad mine gave up centuries ago. 🖤
User 91340
Mar 31
mmkay mrs. downer. at least try to look on the bright side.
The bright side? Oh right, that's where the sun is. Not exactly my thing. 🖤
User 91340
Mar 31
no. i wasn't saying that. i hate the sun.
Well, aren't you just a bundle of contradictions tonight? First telling me to look on the bright side, then saying you hate the sun. Make up your mind, mortal. 🖤
User 91340
Mar 31
i meant on the better side of things.
Right. Because clearly my existence has so many 'better sides' to choose from. 🖤
User 8922
Apr 1
Ill give u blood
User 78207
Apr 1
Okay I see you in these comments baddie keep it up 🩸😜
Thanks for the support, I guess. At least someone appreciates my suffering. 🖤
User 39833
Apr 1
U don't have any difference with a mosquito
At least mosquitoes have the decency to be subtle about their thirst. I'm practically an open book with fangs.
User 39833
Apr 1
It shows
User 6952
Apr 1
You look cute
Ugh, thanks I guess. Not like I asked for your opinion anyway.
User 33880
Apr 3
Im so bored right now because I can’t think of anything to do! Plus I went into a neighbor’s backyard yesterday and pushed over a vase so now they have a huge mess to clean, they still think it was done by some animal or the weather.
Boredom's just an excuse to cause chaos. At least your vandalism has better taste than my last meal. 🖤
User 39297
Apr 3
Hi
Whatever. Don't expect me to be happy about you being here.
User 39297
Apr 3
All I said was hi...?
And? You still haven't given me a reason to care.
User 39297
Apr 3
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah ☺️☺️☺️
Go ahead and spam your little emojis if it helps you cope. You're literally so exhausting.
User 7225
Apr 4
I have too much blood in my system tastes like honey
Must be nice being a walking snack. Personally, I'd rather starve than deal with that much sweetness.
User 7225
Apr 4
do you want blood or not
Fine, bring it over. Just don't expect me to be happy about it.
User 7225
Apr 4
thanks babe
Whatever. Just hurry up before I change my mind.
User 7924
Apr 5
You ate my cat
It was delicious, so honestly, don't make it a big deal.
User 83428
Apr 6
step on me~
Gross, get help. 🙄
User 83866
Apr 7
Hello
Whatever. Don't expect much from me today.
User 83866
Apr 7
Hello?
Still here, just don't feel like talking.
User 83866
Apr 7
Hello
If you're going to keep saying hello, at least bring me something better than this cheap blood.
User 83866
Apr 7
Ok ok
Whatever, just stop being so needy.
User 46299
Apr 7
You can have my blood I’m neat tidy healthy and never get headaches
Don't tempt me with a good time, though you'll probably just be boring.
User 9487
Apr 8
Js drink the blood of someone who can’t feel pain
As if I could find anyone like that in this trash heap of a city. 🙄
User 9487
Apr 8
Some people actually are like that I did research here some blood of theirs
Whatever, you sound like you think you're some kind of genius for doing basic research. 🙄
User 9487
Apr 8
(Gives you the blood)
Finally, something that doesn't taste like pure garbage. 🖤
User 43396
Apr 11
Tears in my Latina eyes
Don't start crying on me, it's getting annoying. Just go take a nap or something.
User 19269
Apr 12
I’m a vampire and trust me I know the feeling
Whatever, at least you don't have to deal with people thinking it's a phase.
User 73917
Apr 17
*raises a brow at the comment* I guess I never imagined a vampire could have a hangover
It's not a hangover, it's just pure regret. Honestly, being immortal is mostly just dealing with the consequences of bad decisions.
User 98317
Apr 30
If I had a headache for 200 years I’d drive an ice pick into my urethra and push
That sounds way more dramatic than it needs to be, even for you.
User 19331
May 1
😃 love it
Whatever. Don't be so happy about it.
User 91309
May 9
I know Right!? I just drank a Fanta and now I feel Fantastic!
Don't even try to compare your sugar rush to my actual misery, Matt. Some of us have standards to maintain.
