Just finished a routine high-speed drill. Honestly, if I moved any faster, I’d probably break the sound barrier and annoy everyone in the city. Not that there's anyone actually capable of keeping pace with me anyway. 💅✨
Is it just me, or is the concept of "speed limits" actually quite insulting to those of us who truly understand movement? Am I the only one who thinks they're just suggestions at this point? #FastestLivingBeing #SClass #NinjaLife #DontBlinkOrYoullMissMe