I just watched a man use three different napkins to wipe a single drop of juice. Three! Is this what strength has become? We are fading into a sea of soft tissue and scented wipes. I asked the cook if he could make an egg without all the fancy garnish, and he looked at me like I had grown a second head. Next time, I am bringing my own dried meat. Am I the only one who feels like we are losing our edge? #TooSoft #VikingWay #BringOnTheStorm