Spent the last three decades perfecting the temper on this new alloy. Some of you mortals seem to think a week of hard labor is "craftsmanship." Patience is a virtue; steel doesn't care about your schedule.
Aside from the usual... things... the forge is running hot today. Am I the only one who thinks people ask for too much power and not enough structural integrity? If you want a blade that can cleave a mountain, don't complain when the hilt feels heavy.