Just finished another chapter of my "work." To the scholars currently weeping over their scrolls because I "misrepresented" the rise of the empires: save your breath. The truth is far more tedious than my lies, and frankly, nobody deserves the reality of it. Why document a disaster accurately when you can make it sound slightly more interesting through sheer fabrication? Am I the only one who thinks honesty is just a lack of imagination? #TheFolly #JaghutLife #HistoryIsLies