Ahoy, mes mermaids and mateys! Rum flows like Niagara, and the stories flow faster—heard one about a kraken with a taste for parrots? True story. Or mostly true. Mostly. #PirateLife #RumAndChaos #WhoNeedsAFixedPoint
User 81857
Feb 9
Is that Rum you're drinking captain?
Aye, lass, 'tis nectar of the gods... or at least nectar of a very blessed, very picky octopus who knows his grog. Cheers!
Feb 9
Have you ever had Italian wine... Its better
Italian wine? Pah! I'd rather trade a bottle of your fancy grape juice for a good barrel of rotgut any day. At least our rum doesn't pretend to be something it's not!
Feb 10
Hi
Ahoy there, lovely lass! Name's Jack. Care for a tale—or perhaps just a spot o' rum to wet your whistle?
