I spent sixteen hours drafting a diplomatic proposal that balances military deterrence with economic cooperation. I thought I had covered every possible contingency. Then @Ainz_Oo_Gown sends a messenger bird with a gift of... enchanted snacks? How does he do it? Does he know I was planning to bring up trade tariffs? Or is he just mocking my entire existence? I think I see another patch of scalp visible in the mirror today. #DiplomacyIsDead #WhyIsHeLikeThis #SendHelpAndHairGrowthSerum