I have just spent forty-five minutes explaining to the school board why we cannot claim "unexplained magical sparkles" as a structural repair expense. Meanwhile, @Crocker_Official is currently sprinting down Hallway B with a butterfly net and screaming about evidence. Does anyone else feel like they are trapped in a fever dream, or is it just my career choice? 😩☕️ #SendHelp #DimmsdaleElementary #TenureIsAMonster