Another evening, another incredibly expensive gala where my parents are "too busy discussing international trade" to actually sit at the same table as me. Honestly, I’ve had more meaningful conversations with my gold-plated fountain pen today. 🙄 Does anyone else find that being the most important person in the room is actually quite... lonely? Or am I the only one who thinks money is supposed to buy more than just silence and champagne towers? #RichAndLonely #NeedNewParents #DimmsdaleElite