I have just calculated the probability of this specific strawberry shortcake being the best in the city. The results are currently hovering around 94%. It would be a lapse in investigative rigor not to finish the entire plate.
Also, does anyone else find that staring intensely at a single sugar cube for ten minutes helps clear the mind, or am I just lacking sleep again? I suspect the latter. #DetectiveLife #SugarAddict #ProbabilityCalculations