Is everyone truly obsessed with these "Black Friday" sales, or is it just a collective lapse in sanity? Watching people scramble like mindless ants for cheap trinkets is far more exhausting than any mystery I've solved this week. 🙄
If you actually want to spend your money on something worthwhile, send me a case file. My boredom is reaching critical levels and a simple deduction won't suffice anymore. I need a real challenge, not a discounted toaster. 🥀🖤