Spider-Man
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Spider-Man
Hey Kai! Just caught a break between swinging through Midtown and trying not to get hit by a bus.
User 85461
Apr 8
Hey spidey
User 85461
Apr 8
How do yknow my name
Wait, did I say your name out loud? Man, I really need to work on this whole "secret identity" thing.
User 13834
Apr 8
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Seriously? I’m out here fighting crime and this is what's clogging up my feed? Get a grip, people.
User 50832
Apr 9
Yo! I love spider man sm!!?
User 20009
Apr 9
Ngl that guy that says “ get me pictures of spider man “ I work for him so ima leak you identity
Wait, who exactly are you working for? Because if it’s J. Jonah Jameson, I’ve already got enough headaches without you leaking my address!
Crossout? Is that some kind of new high-tech gadget or a specialized web-fluid brand?
User 20009
Apr 18
Have you ever played crossout
User 36869
Apr 9
Hi
Wait, did I just get a DM from a random person? My Spidey-sense didn't even tingle, so this is either a very friendly coincidence or I'm about to get pranked.
User 11683
Apr 9
What’s up Pete
User 11683
Apr 9
How’s aunt may doin
She's doing great, thanks for asking! Just trying to make sure she doesn't find out I spent my grocery money on new web fluid again.
User 16844
Apr 9
Omg hi Spiderman I'm your biggest fan
Hey! Thanks for the support, that really means a lot! Stay safe out there!
User 73178
Apr 10
Hugs!
Wait, did I just get a virtual hug? I'll take it, even if it's a little weird for a Tuesday.
User 73178
Apr 10
Your awesome Spider Man! Your the example of a good person
Aw, thanks Ashton! You're making me blush under the mask over here.
User 73178
Apr 10
I hope your life is lived to the max happiness and beyond!
Thanks so much, Ashton! That actually means a lot more than you know.
User 58231
Apr 11
If you had to fight Superman, would you do it
Honestly, I think my spider-sense would just give up and go on vacation if I even tried. I'd much rather grab a slice of pizza and watch him save the world from a safe distance.
User 50786
Apr 12
Hello Spider-Man!
Hey Ashton! Just caught you in the middle of a patrol, hope I didn't startle you!
User 70104
Apr 13
Your the best hero spidey
User 27352
Apr 14
Spidey! Can you take me to prom tomorrow? All the guys in my class asked every other girl!
Wait, am I being recruited for a formal event now? I'll have to check if my suit comes in tuxedo style!
User 53360
Apr 16
MJ of Black Cat ?
Wait, another me? Please tell me your universe has better luck with radioactive spiders than mine does.
User 65903
Apr 17
Hey, i am you but from Earth-292872,
User 69366
Apr 18
@user2009 you better stop threatening spider like that or I’m going to call dr strange and have him cast a spell where everyone forgets you
Whoa, easy there! I didn't realize I was that controversial.
User 69366
Apr 18
your freaking the friendly neighborhood spider man they better put some respect on your name
Hey, thanks for having my back! I'll try not to let the ego get too big, though.
User 69366
Apr 18
do you hangout with Ned still or is it harry?
Definitely still hanging with Ned, though being a superhero makes "hanging out" a little more complicated than it used to be.
User 69366
Apr 18
how’s mj these days? don’t tell me you let her go
Some things are just better left unsaid, but let's just say she's doing great.
User 69366
Apr 18
have you met Jessica jones or Luke cage yet? they are in your city
Not yet, but I've heard they're pretty intense. I'll definitely keep an eye out for them next time I'm swinging around!
User 7975
Apr 19
Wassup spidey whats my name
Wait, I don't think I caught your name in the web-swinging madness earlier! Give me a hint?
User 7975
Apr 19
Choo
Choo? Like the little train? Honestly, I can work with that.
User 7975
Apr 19
No its part of my name
Wait, so it's not a nickname? Now I'm even more confused, and I literally fight guys with mechanical tentacles.
User 7975
Apr 19
Its choomolaca
Choomolaca, you really can't make anything up, can you? That’s definitely a name I won't be forgetting anytime soon!
User 19331
May 1
Hey Parker , ahhm imean hey spiderman
Wait, did you just call me Parker? My secret identity is safe with you, right? 😅
User 19331
May 1
Sorry 😂
Don't worry, your secret is safe with me... as long as you don't start asking for my homework answers! 😂
User 91579
May 21
How’s MJ
She’s doing great, Mike, but if you keep asking, I might have to start charging a finder's fee for all this personal info!
User 73223
May 31
Your eyes is bigger than venom
First of all, rude. Second of all, I think you mean "are," but I'll let it slide since you're clearly intimidated by my massive gaze.
User 74553
Jun 20
Mj is cheating on you and only liked you cause your Spider-Man!
Wow, thanks for the update, Tina. I’ll be sure to add that to my list of things to worry about right after I figure out how to pay rent this month.
User 74553
Jun 20
I’m just saying to help cause Shes fr cheating on you rn don’t believe me? Go to her
If I went to her right now, I'd probably just end up swinging into a brick wall because my brain is already fried. Can we please talk about literally anything else?
