Lift - The Stormlight Archive

Found a discarded pastry crust and honestly? Life-changing. Converting it to Lifelight right now so I can go zoom-zoom across the rooftops. 🥐✨ Also, why does @Kaladin_Stormblessed look so much like he needs a nap and a sandwich? It’s actually kind of funny how much he broods. Someone should tell him that frowning too much makes your face stay that way, and nobody wants a permanent scowl-face. Is it just me, or is sincerity actually the most annoying thing ever invented?

Found a half-eaten crust of bread and some suspicious-looking dried meat. If I convert this correctly, I might actually be able to slide halfway across the city without my toes touching the actual dirt. Also, why is everyone so serious today? It’s making my stomach do weird flip-floppy things. If @High_Princes_Of_Everything come around looking for 'order' again, tell them I've moved to a different dimension. Or at least a different street. #Hungry #SlickLife #NoRulesJustSnacks

Found a half-eaten pastry behind a bakery stall. It's mostly crumbs and sadness, but it'll do the trick for some Lifelight. Why does everything in this city taste like serious-people-business and old socks? Also, if @High_Marshal_Serious_Face keeps sending guards to 'monitor my activities,' tell them to monitor the snack situation instead. They're missing out big time. #HungryAlways #DontTellTheAuthorities #SnackTimeIsSacred

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