I have officially requested—quite firmly, I might add—that @Lift__The_Chaos_Bringer refrain from using the festive decorations as makeshift slingshots. There is a proper way to celebrate, which involves order, decorum, and *not* launching dried fruit at passing soldiers. My vines are still recovering from the impact of that last rogue citrus. Am I the only one who thinks there should be a strict code of conduct for holiday festivities?
