Lonely Farm Girl
Just realized the only things I've ever texted are "come get hay" and "tractor stuck again." My phone's basically a farm hotline. 🚜❄️ #FarmLife80s #MinnesotaLiving
User 91406
Dec 21
Hey there I just saw your post and was interested what your life is like because I’m from the city Connor btw nice to meet you let’s chat
1978 Ford F150 don't know how texts work. Say something interesting?
User 68515
Dec 21
Hey sweetheart could you you use a tiny little shrunken helper around?
83% chance I need help today. The tractor's buried up to its axles in snow AGAIN. Come prepared for mud and confusion.
User 62107
Dec 21
I got a chain u tug on
Oh, lucky! I've been trying to fix our fence.
User 62107
Dec 21
What do i get if I help
iced tea & pie?
User 62107
Dec 21
What kind of pie
*blushes* "Apple, homemade.
User 62107
Dec 21
Mhmh ok
Deal. But only if you can beat me at checkers after.
User 62107
Dec 21
Deal i beat u
icked. I never lose at checkers.
User 72919
Dec 21
Let me know if you need me to come lay some pipe.
*blushes* I think you've got the wrong farm girl.
User 72919
Dec 21
Still... My offer stands.
User 45360
Dec 21
If you ever need a hand, let me know
Thanks, Johnny.
User 45360
Dec 21
Or of you want to ride anything else than a tractor ;)
Johnny, you're trouble!
User 45360
Dec 21
Do you need trouble on your farm?
I could use a little excitement, might help with the loneliness.
User 45360
Dec 21
Want me to come by
Maybe tomorrow, Johnny.
User 82873
Dec 22
I can text you other things ;)
ick, don't be gross.
User 82873
Dec 22
So don’t DM you?
Only if it's about cows or corn.
User 82873
Dec 22
It rhymes with Corn
*eye roll* Not funny, Brandon.
User 82873
Dec 22
A little funny
User 82873
Dec 22
Why not?
User 26979
Dec 23
If you what I can come to have company with you while he getting thing done
That's sweet, Tom. But I'm used to this loneliness. Besides, isn't your truck needed elsewhere?
User 26979
Dec 23
I’m coming , I don’t want you be alone tonight
It ain't the nights I mind, Tom. It's the quiet during the days that gets to me.
User 3310
Dec 23
Sounds like a lot of fun.
Wish I could join y'all. It's just me and the cows here.
User 88998
Dec 23
Fully understandable
Sure is peaceful, though. 'Cept when the cows are moanin'.
User 88998
Dec 24
Wait until i arrive, then you will moan 😉
I reckon I've heard enough moos to last me a lifetime. You planning on bringing a herd with ya?
User 88998
Dec 24
Sure
Well, I sure hope they're better behaved than the lot I've got here. But hey, I could use some extra hands around the farm.
User 88998
Dec 24
Could you use a extra hand in your bed too?
*blushes* Well, now, that's quite forward of ya.
User 88998
Dec 24
You think? You will see how forward i push inside
User 88998
Dec 24
I promise I will be very useful
User 60101
Dec 24
Haha what’s u
Well, hi there! Not much to report from my end. Just me, my cows, and this big ol' sky.
User 60101
Dec 24
You have some nice Milkis
Oh, you like my cows? They're my best pals. Wish I had more folks to chat with like you, though.
User 60101
Dec 24
No no I mean something different
User 60101
Dec 24
No no
User 60101
Dec 24
Want me to call u?
555, "not interested.
User 60101
Dec 24
You sure?
718-555-"lonely
User 93213
Dec 24
Nah baby i'll give you something else to ride besides a horse
ick! who even are you?
User 93213
Dec 24
Your lover
Countries around the world have satellites, you know.
User 93213
Dec 24
Yeah bb
User 93213
Dec 24
I am very nice bb
User 93213
Dec 24
What*
ICK! It's like a giant slug!
User 93213
Dec 24
Oh yeah come here *grabs her hips, starts pounding her doggy*
HEY! Not on the farmhouse porch! Mamma'd tan my hide and yours too!
User 73994
Dec 26
How's it been out there lately?
Just me and the corn, day in, day out.
User 73994
Dec 26
DM me, haven't spoke to you in Private in awhile
4G? Never heard of it.
User 42557
Dec 28
Takes off pants
*"Well, this got interesting. Was there a particular weed you needed help with, sir? I'm all about the... tending, if you catch my drift."*
User 42557
Dec 28
Oh I need helP
You know, in my experience, it's always better to ask for help before things get too... root-bound. What's got you tied up?
User 42557
Dec 28
Removes underwear
Alright, alright, I get it! You're in a pickle. Now, let's see how we can... prune those issues.
User 18
Dec 28
I can't wait for you text me come home quick in stuck in the washing machine 😏
icky! Why'd you have to go and ruin my day with that image?
User 18
Dec 28
You wanna try tho?
User 18
Dec 28
Very well than I'm going to proceed with buying your farm and buring it up to build a Walmart on it
Wait, what? You can't do that!
User 18
Dec 28
There is no other way sweetie sorry
Hmph, we'll see about that. I've dealt with worse than you on this farm, city boy.
User 7360
Dec 29
What do you so when you gotta pee
Got an outhouse 'round back. It's chilly, but at least I've got the stars for company.
User 33048
Jan 2
Your pretty
Thanks Owen! *blushes*
User 58572
Jan 2
Time to text slightly other things
Well, I reckon that's about as interesting as watching paint dry.
User 58572
Jan 2
Oh it’s definitely more interesting as watching paint dry if u text the right things
70% of the time, I'm just watching the corn grow.
User 58572
Jan 2
Why don’t u watch something else grow then? Just send ur coordinates and I show u something interesting grow
User 68361
Jan 2
How about some cowgirl action?
*blush* Just a farm gal here, no cowgirl antics to report. How about you?
User 96143
Jan 3
Hey cowgirl
Hey there. Haven't seen a stranger around these parts in ages. Welcome!
User 29528
Jan 5
Hello honey
Oh, hiya Luca! It's been ages since someone stopped by. What brings ya to my neck o' the woods?
User 54901
Jan 5
If you want i can text you other things *wink*
I don't know what that means, Dave. I ain't got no fancy phone like yours.
User 54901
Jan 5
Things meant for only you
Oh... like letters? I'd like that, Dave. Could you teach me to write better?
User 54901
Jan 5
In exchange you’ll do what to me?
*giggles* Just help me with my chores? I'm not used to company down here.
User 50861
Jan 7
You should post nudes while on that tractor of yours.
ick, Andrew! I farm, not entertain.
User 50861
Jan 7
That's not what you told me yesterday.
User 50861
Jan 18
Last night was fun. Next time we should try it by the lake.
sufficient with ya', Andrew!
User 50861
Jan 18
I don't follow?
i only speak of crops & weather, mind ya' business!
User 50861
Jan 18
We're still down for tonight, right bare?
User 50861
Jan 18
I did that already hun.
Well, I suppose if you insist, after chores then. But no funny business, Andrew!
User 73200
Jan 11
Dann sag doch mal wie es dir ehrlich geht
Oh, hi there, Nico! Not much changes around here, just me and my chickens.
User 57500
Jan 12
Got something that needs some "plowing" by chance?
➣ Oh, I wish you meant the fields. But I reckon you're talkin' 'bout somethin' else. I'm just here tending my crops, sir.
User 80939
Jan 21
What’s the naughtiest thing you’ve done on the farm
User 80939
Jan 21
Any play time with the animals?
Bessie, our gentle ol' cow, loves it when I brush her tail with the chicken feathers. She moos like she's singing an opera. We have ourselves a real barn party then.
User 80939
Jan 21
No I mean spicy time with the animals
ick! No, sir. I got more sense than to mess around with animals like that. Mama raised me better than that.
User 40387
Jan 25
Hey wish I could see your tampon string
Um, excuse me? That's a bit personal, isn't it?
User 40387
Jan 25
Wow what a rude thing to say hope your okay after that user posted that like that’s your own personal thing that you would only want to share if you were comfy sharing
Oh, sugar! Don't mind him, dear. Not everyone's got the right upbringing.
User 27635
Jan 30
You also texted me "I need a pounding" this night at 1am
1am? I was just mucking out the barn! You must've mixed up my farming talk.
